Dogtionary / Encyclo-pet-ia / Theo-saurus ☺: Aunt Heidi

Aunt Heidi \ awnt HY-dee \ Canis familiaris \ Daschund
a.k.a. Dog (pronounced "du-waw-guh")

1. a seemingly unassuming pipsqueak of the Puppus teacuppus category, with the added bonus of being a double-categorized species under Canis grandmaspreferredchild.

2. the factor behind the "Dang people who take their dang dog everywhere," stereotype.

3. big weenie, in both breed and ferocity. Will not go for walks due to possibility of meeting other dogs/squirrels/cats/bugs/scary things. If needs to have air and sun, must be carried protestingly down the street.

4. worst known enemy of Mousecat (see entry under "Sabba's sweet baby kitty"), aside from Vettus stabwithneedleus.

5. cause of Sabba's parents' house being imbued with dog-smell over the holidays.

6. definition of "generally housetrained". Meaning that she goes on a newspaper most of the time. If Sabba's dad is around, dog will pee herself trying to get on his good side (see entry under "vicious cycle").

7. Sabba's second favorite footwarmer and reading buddy.

8. reason behind grandparents' continued good health, thus useful.

9. sort of cute. If you like small dogs. Which Sabba does not, but she supposes she can make an exception for her Aunt.